My attempt at levity… No heavy financial terms or acronyms in this post.. just a little fun..
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“Who’s On First” — 2013 A.M. version
Barack: Hillary! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Hillary: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Barack: Great. Lay it on me.
Hillary: Hu is the new leader of China.
Barack: That’s what I want to know.
Hillary: That’s what I’m telling you.
Barack: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Hillary: Yes.
Barack: I mean the fellow’s name.
Hillary: Hu.
Barack: The guy in China.
Hillary: Hu.
Barack: The new leader of China.
Hillary: Hu.
Barack: The main man in China!
Hillary: Hu is leading China.
Barack: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Hillary: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
Barack: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Hillary: That’s the man’s name.
Barack: That’s who’s name?
Hillary: Yes.
Barack: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Hillary: Yes, sir.
Barack: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.
Hillary: That’s correct.
Barack: Then who is in China?
Hillary: Yes, sir.
Barack: Yassir is in China?
Hillary: No, sir.
Barack: Then who is?
Hillary: Yes, sir.
Barack: Yassir?
Hillary: No, sir.
Barack: Look Hillary. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Hillary: Kofi?
Barack: No, thanks.
Hillary: You want Kofi?
Barack: No.
Hillary: You don’t want Kofi.
Barack: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Hillary: Yes, sir.
Barack: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Hillary: Kofi?
Barack: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Hillary: And call who?
Barack: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Hillary: Hu is the guy in China
Barack: Will you stay out of China?!
Hillary: Yes, sir.
Barack: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Hillary: Kofi.
Barack: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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